blameaspartame:

Gary and Rajendra

blameaspartame:

Gary and Rajendra

heckacute:

My phone made a noise so I looked at it and saw that I had received a text message. It was from Jessica. It was a picture of her naked body. Accompanying it were the words “I’m lonely.”

I responded to her message with, “I think you have the wrong number.”

She wrote back asking, “Isn’t this Kyle?”

"Yes," I said. 

ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

kawaiilluminatii:

stay woke

kawaiilluminatii:

stay woke

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
bryko:


AN ACTUAL SLIDE FROM NINTENDO’S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE

bryko:

AN ACTUAL SLIDE FROM NINTENDO’S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE

solarsenpai:

LMAOOOOOO

solarsenpai:

LMAOOOOOO