Gary and Rajendra
My phone made a noise so I looked at it and saw that I had received a text message. It was from Jessica. It was a picture of her naked body. Accompanying it were the words “I’m lonely.”
I responded to her message with, “I think you have the wrong number.”
She wrote back asking, “Isn’t this Kyle?”
"Yes," I said.
this is too real
AN ACTUAL SLIDE FROM NINTENDO’S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE